This is great!
The companies under your name...
...are all worthless!
Honey, I'm expecting...
Expecting what? A baby!
Really? Look.
Is this a product of your company?
Yes.
It better not be defective.
It works perfectly.
Kanako, great!
It's a present sent from heaven.
I'm buying just this one company.
Thank you very much!
It's my present for our unborn baby.
Thank you!
Samantha
you've to experience the joy of motherhood personally.
I've just acquired a baby products company.
Would you please come and help us?
I'm Sorry.
My plan is to take advantage of China's WTO entry
to introduce our SIS Group brassiere
into the China market.
Hundreds of million of women await us there.
I got two top talents to recommend to you
you know them too.
Who?
One is Lena, our brassiere design director.
and the other is...
...Johnny.
Your boyfriend?
My Ex-boyfriend.
Just broke up with him 10 minutes ago.
He's taking souvenir photos.
I just don't have the time to maintain a relationship.
I can't take it anymore, somebody kill me.
Let ME die, please. Smile!
Are you busy?
I'm in a meeting with Kanako.
Hi, Kanako-san.
Hello.
Goodbye!
Smile for me please!
I'm leaving.
Is he really suitable for this?
Product designers are people with heightened sensitivity.
Yes... I'm a sensitive person...
You see?
TOKYO
That looks like the Chairman.
How are you, Mr. Chairman?
Hello.
Madame President, are you giving birth now?
Stomach ache, I ate too much
and I need to go to the hospital now.
What are we going to do?
I'm only three months pregnant now.
My husband and I hope that upon the day our child is born,
this company would have a new product.
Leave it to us, you won't be disappointed!
Although I don't understand what you said,
but I will do my best to learn Japanese.
Pork BBQ Ramen please, thanks!
Madame President!
Mr. Chairman, please give us some hints.
Any special request regarding this new product?
You designed the ultimate bra for La Brassiere.
This time
I want something extraordinary, a Mighty Baby.
Thanks!
Mighty Baby
This doll could
make 26 different kinds of facial expressions.
If you want to compete with the imported products in the market,
it needs to have more than 100 expressions.
Wouldn't that be like an actual human?
Yes, quite like you.
I know a computer chip that could do that.
Give me the name, I'll make some research.
OK
Come back to me.
What is it this time?
Simple, a baby product.
It has nothing to do with Lena?
We could pretend she doesn't exist.
She's merely the Hong Kong office's C.E.O.
Frankly speaking,
I'm terrified of babies.
Also I refuse to work in the same office with Lena.
Samantha broke up with me
she got me this job before she left.
I don't want her to look down on me!
If you're a true friend,
You will help me!
Do you honestly believe that there is still...
true friendship in this world?
I do!
What a coincidence, so do I!
Best Friends!
HONG KONG
Why do I need to have an inspection?
Just want to make sure you're not carrying any diseases.
For our health's sake, go through with it.
Daddy!
A baby! Daddy!
How would we have kids, we're not married.
What are you doing, baby?
Daddy!
You're scary!
Don't call every man you see daddy.
Daddy! Making faces at me?
Might want to check first if it's really yours.
You're even scarier?
Hey little buddy, I'm warning you.
I'm impatient, inconsiderate with a hot temper.
If you crawl over, I will...
You're really coming over? I'll spank you!
You're a good baby.
You really want a spanking?
Don't cry, or else...
I'll spank you!
You spat on me? You...
This must be a joke.
Siu-Wai
Come out.
You'll be a Miss Hong Kong when you grow up, don't scare me...
My baby is here!
You feign sleep everywhere you go!
Ms. Lena Li, Mr. Wayne Koo
Are you here for a pre-nuptial physical check-up?
Doctor, are you even 18 years old yet?
You don't remember me?
You've promised me before...
...you'll never marry another woman!
She's an ex of yours?
Oh, come on!
On our last date, you hid in the Men's Room.
And did not come out!
Huh! Sounds like you indeed.
I told you a million times before
Never use the "huh" expression on me in public.
Doctor, could you be more professional?
Are you deluded by work-related pressure?
I remember now...
You're Emma.
I'll ask him to marry me.
Are you nuts? Honey...
Could you be professional too?
I'm annoyed that you're not marrying me due to a promise
you made to another girl!
What are you doing?
I was just dumped by someone exactly like you.
I was going to be ok, but seeing you again, I...
Let's get out of here and call for help, go!
Huh!
That "huh" sound again!
What does she mean?
What's that all about?
Keep your cool, she's just...
Nurse.
Lena!
Listen to me...
That Emma, I truly was her ex...
But I haven't met you yet at that time.
I'm a woman, Huh!
You made that sound again
told you not to "huh" me!
By the way
Johnny asked me to join your new company.
Really? So what?
Okay!
Great.
I have one condition.
Salary and position are negotiable.
Listen, my condition is...
...that you don't ever "huh" me again.
Not even once?
Never ever again!
It's so difficult to refrain from that expression!
Try it again on me, I'll...
OK
Back to that girl Emma.
I just changed the topic, let's not talk about it.
Follow me.
What?
Let me be your guide.
This is the Design Department.
I like to call it "Johnny's Office".
Keep working everyone.
Every single thing here, every female employee
was handpicked by me, Johnny Hung.
I can give you a Five Star home.
This is my office, don't look down on it!"
It's designed by top Feng Shui expert Mr. Chan.
It's called the "5 Babies of Treasure Design"
Count it yourself, 1, 2, 3, 4...
Where's the 5th baby?
I am the 5th baby.
Don't laugh.
Lena's my boss,
but her office is lower than mine by exactly...
...6 inches.
Lena does rank higher than you.
but she's not nearly as ambitious as you.
I'm quite envious of you.
Silly boy, don't be...
You should know that I've lost in love...
...it's only fair that I win in my career!
I love it when friends envy my achievements.
You do? I don't?
Tell you what, I'm only envious of the fact...
that you have me as your best friend!
Johnny speaking.
You're job applicants are here.
I see... please let them in my office one by one.
The last 4 jobs you held were all secretarial.
Could you explain why you left?
My first boss sexually harassed me
the second one raped me.
The third one...
is in the middle of a 7 year sentence.
Don't you ever watch the news?
Great qualifications, but you're late.
You're kidding.
I was here at 10am sharp, I wasn't late!
Not today, but you applied 20 years too late.
20 years! Understand?
Get out!
You're Sabrina?
That's me... Sabrina.
What is your Zodiac Sign?
I think it's good to have people of compatible signs working together.
I'm a Pisces.
I see, Pisceans have...
...slower metabolism, tend to have large round eyes.
You're obviously a Pisces.
What about you?
It's a secret, but I'm compatible to Pisces.
When can you start?
Can I please have...
...1 hour to prepare, I'll be fine.
I used to be a successful designer.
I launched a successful product just last year
called La Brassiere.
And it won...
a Silver Trophy at the Young Inventors Grand Prix.
I got a trophy made of pure Silver!
Wayne... Yeah?
Johnny has something...
...important to discuss with you.
When are you convenient?
I can go right now.
Not now... Isn't a good time?
The soonest he can make it is...
...the afternoon of next Tuesday.
Oh really? Yes.
OK
John... ny
Fire her.
When she came for her interview.
She took Valium, fooled me even.
Please fire her!
Here's something interesting, just watch.
Pay attention...
Lin Lin...
Yes, Johnny?
That was a while ago, I'm ok now, get out.
Hello, anybody there?
Hello, Johnny's Office.
Maniac!
Lin Lin
Johnny's Office, hello?
You're looking for me?
Anybody there?
Lin Lin...
Hello, Johnny's Office...
Wayne!
Yes?
This is an office, not a place for pranks.
You're right! I ought to take a 3 day holiday...
...and figure out why I did that.
I've got something to discuss, come in.
Why didn't you get me in here earlier?
Johnny...
Lena wants to see you.
Sorry, I went through a painful childhood.
I was touched to see this many mothers in one room.
Let's go.
Sorry.
This baby is so cute, where is the mom?
I'm the mom, don't I look like her?
Oh no, people say we don't look alike.
How old are you?
18, do I look my age?
Who are you?
I'm Wayne. This company's Chief Designer.
I'm Ginger.
Is her daddy at work?
She does not have a daddy?
No daddy?
I don't know who he really is?
You don't know?
I don't like talking about it.
He didn't use his real name anyway.
Why don't you hold Haha, she's cute.
Poor baby, let me hold you...
Be good...
What's the matter?
This is good, she cries much louder usually.
Really? Yes.
Look at her crying, so cute...
Looks like she's having fun.
Did she pee? Pee?
Put her down, diaper change.
OK
Be a good...
Boy or girl?
Girl. Really?
She's cute even after she peed.
Cute? Have this, I'll get fresh diapers.
Here we go...
Look at you...
I am positive, all babies are evil!
Look at the tounge and the mouth, it's horrifying!
Look at this picture, he's smiles like the devil...
The News said
baby's urine can prolong life expectancy.
Next time it happens
Try catching it with your mouth open.
Prolong life, here you go!
Looks like you're not good with babies.
We can't do it this way.
As a top executive with a 36th floor office
overlooking the Victoria Harbour,
I have made my decision.
I'll hire a baby expert from Japan to help us.
What do you guys think?
Wait! Thanks...
Which floor?
Doesn't matter, it'll stop on every floor anyway.
Sorry to disturb, have fun playing.
I'll get on the other lift, see you!
I pressed every floor on the others too!
This is the baby expert appointed by our Japan office.
Hello, I'm Boey.
I'm Johnny, only Lena ranks higher than me.
Hello. Hi.
This is our top designer Wayne.
You're almost too young to be a baby expert.
Do you have special powers we don't know?
Boey has extensive knowledge about caring for babies
and she also has a special talent
the ability to communicate with infants.
Communicate with babies?
You speak their language?
It's difficult to explain.
I'm pretty tolerant with superstition
try me.
Let's hold an experiment.
OK
Please try your best to get
the babies to come to you.
Come on, baby...
Come here, baby...
Have some milk here, baby...
This way...
I have candies...
Good baby, come here I'll give you candy
Baby, come here.
Baby...
Baby
This is a HK$1,000 bill.
Come here and it's yours.
Come on.
Baby, come with mom.
Wait. I see that.
Ladies and gentlemen, the answer is clear.
Why did the baby only go to her?
The reason couldn't be simpler.
She is the baby's real mother!
This lady here is a cohort of hers.
I surveyed this lady's body figure a while ago
And I started to suspect a scam.
Also, this infant looks sad and confused
I am certain, they're setting up a scam.
This certainly disproves...
...the presence of any superhuman powers.
Why did you hit me?
I have the birth certificate!
If you want we can try it on another baby.
I've seen David Copperfield's shows before.
I saw through his tricks, yours shouldn't be difficult
You're too arrogant, no woman can stand you.
Excuse me.
If you what to keep your job, watch your mouth.
So many babies!
Look! Many babies out there!
Please don't play with me...
Johnny... babies!
You dealt with all of them, you're pretty good!
I see everyone having fun with them
so I'm pretty happy.
Keep it up!
We've got two more here.
Boey!
Did you fill this office with all these babies?
Yes, to understand babies
you need to fill your world with them.
Help!
Wayne, here's a baby for you!
Be careful...
This is too much, let me tell you...
Either Boey goes or I go...
I agree with you completely.
There can only be one survivor between you.
Let's ask Lena.
Please fire her.
This is another issue.
She could very well be the best secretary in the world.
You need a beer.
Wayne or Boey, there can only be one survivor.
I totally understand your feelings.
I filed a complaint too, here's the reply.
Asking us to learn from Boey.
I knew it the very first time I saw her.
She has talent.
The headquarters sent her here for a reason.
The final answer is:
both of you will stay and work together!
Young kids in the office should
really be taught to appreciate talent.
B&B Hong Kong branch office product tests begin.
Babies usually start with crawling,
then try standing up.
Moving forward step by step.
As the legs grow stronger, it then runs
runs toward the future.
Today we will break this pattern
And let newborn babies know the joy of running.
Our design defies the conventions, we call it...
The Baby Treadmill.
It lets babies run...
Before they walk.
Put a baby on it.
Let Haha give it a try...
Don't be scared, it's fun.
Don't cry...
Is it working?
OK, we're not testing this...
What is this thing? See...
People need time to embrace new technology.
We've already prepared a doll.
The "Run before you Walk" machine's best feature is...
an automatic speed alteration motor.
It senses the baby's steps and changes speed to match it.
Huh!
I didn't do it, she did!
OK, now we want to run a test on actual babies.
Any volunteers, please raise your hands!
Please raise hands.
It's alright...
Actually I also sense that the machine...
has some problems, but that's not important.
We have another one that is even better.
The design has been completed!
May I ask that as parents,
what is your single biggest concern?
It's your baby's future!
Would you rather your child to speak fluent English,
or a mouthful of cuss words?
My dear audience,
Let me introduce you to...
the "Shape Their Characters Early"
Infant Interest Stimulator!
This Infant Interest Stimulator
has the latest seat designs.
It looks good on the outside
and has surround sound feature.
Spins 360o continuously.
Blasting different types of music
16 different languages
or different fairy tales and children stories.
Feeding them into the baby's young brain.
Stimulates the cognitive development of your child.
Don't you belittle this head gear.
It emits electrical waves similar to brain waves
to make it easier for babies to accept data.
No accidents this time.That's right!
Can we borrow your baby. Ma'am?
Slowly...
Allow us...
Good boy...
Don't worry, crying in infants is normal.
It'll be quick...
He's going to be really happy in a minute.
Let me go.
If you spank further he might pee.
Turn on the machine.
Good!
Stop!
You've got to be kidding
Oh my god!
My baby!
Mrs. Lee, from a Scientific perspective...
Your child is still in this world.
Perhaps he's in another dimension?
It's simple.
and send you over too.
You can be together happily over there.
I'm going too!
Give us a week to deliver to you.
We need to be honest with you all.
Those two you just saw were just experimental stages.
We were just playing with you.
But, the next item you're about to see
is truly a work of genius.
Prepare to witness!
Jelly?
Not jelly, it's a new substance.
Consisting of SEBS
or Sodium Ethyl Bromide Substance gel.
It's different from other SEBS
it has a memory function.
And has great elasticity.
We don't have a name for it yet.
We just call it the "X-Gel".
Now we need baby volunteers again.
Since you're the last one, you won't refuse, right?
C'mon.
We recorded three different
product shapes onto the X-Gel.
Let me show you.
That's right, he'll drink the X-gel first
then gently blow it out of his mouth.
Now it's a piggy coin bank.
Now he'll scramble the coin bank,
put it in his mouth again.
Chew about 10 times.
It's going to become...
a bite guard.
Scramble the bite guard.
Gently shake it about 10 times.
It then becomes an infant seat cushion.
So, the secret to using the X-gel is easy.
Just remember the "10 times" formula
That's right!
Oh baby! Put it down, don't put it in your mouth.
Baby, what are you doing??
Eileen, you again?
You've had a baby?
Eileen, what did you think of the gel?
This gel is so disgusting.
It sticks on you, flings back and forth.
The design is bad.The color is bad. The shape is bad.
Everything is bad. The whole gel sucks!
The problem isn't with the gel, it's with your baby.
He is professional!
Professional excuse again?
You're my boss, say something.
I've always known that the gel sucked.
I think it really does have a problem.
No gel could solve this problem.
If babies can't handle it, it's not good enough.
Think about it yourselves
Told you these items are problematic
You insisted on showing them.
What are you doing?
I looking for the lost baby!
Can't find it on this dimension,
I may need to travel to the other side!
What are doing this late?
Today was a disaster, even lost a baby.
I just want to be left alone
You think being alone would help?
It won't? What then?
Cry, like babies do. I learned from them.
Crying is the best release for pent up frustrations.
Really? Just go on and cry
It works? I'm sure.
Not like that.
Let me teach you, try thinking...
...of your worst personal failures
Memories of the saddest events of your life.
Does this work?
I'm such a total failure.
Nothing I do works.
I should try even harder, be stronger.
Hey, what's the right way to cry?
Your tear glands have been inactive too long.
Really?
Why don't you show me how to cry?
Sure!
I forgot to tell you, once I start I go on for 24 hours!
You're kidding, right?
I'm scared of women crying, if you do...
OK, I know you're very good.
I don't care... make me laugh!
Why don't you...
... take HK$3,000 and order a Shark's Fin soup.
You'll be happy afterwards.
I don't want to!
OK, I'll make you laugh.
I'll act like a pervert for you!
I don't like perverts!
I'll act like I'm drinking milk.
Smile for me?
I'll play with balls for you...
Do the hoola-hoop?
I don't want to...
Is it good? Please laugh?
It's not funny?
The baby's back from the other dimension!
I'll call the mother.
Call off the police search too.
What happened to you?
Did the aliens do anything to you?
Looked like he came out of a disco.
You're smiling.
Good morning.
Keep up the good work!
I have an announcement to make.
I have just sealed the deal with a partner.
They will sponsor our baby crawl contest.
I hope all of our co-workers can participate
and develop a good rapport with babies.
I have two suggestions for you.
I would like to see...
Sorry...
... to see that we break
... the world record for this event.
We'll start from Tamar Site through
the Western Harbor tunnel and Tsing Ma bridge
reach the Chek Lap Kok Airport's farthest runway.
Then make our way back to Tamar Site.
Is it a bit of a long crawl?
I am sure that by the time they graduate from Primary School,
they'll finish the route eventually.
No worries, I have another brilliant idea.
I would like to ask Sabrina to head this activity.
Me? Yes.
I can't!
I'm okay...
I think she's better off crawling with the babies.
Please have some sense.
Best to leave baby events to the baby expert to handle.
I recommend Boey head this project.
OK
Huh!
We have three products in our current portfolio
that could reach consumers through hospitals.
First is the dual function diaper with Aloe Vera for skin care.
Babies can use it when they urinate
and moms for their facial care.
Only when necessary, of course.
Second is the only one if its kind in Hong Kong...
... Baby pacifier with silencer
It effectively reduces the noise brought about by a crying baby.
Last but not the least, the company's crowning jewel...
Milk Rash Lotion
When all else fails, please use the milk rash lotion.
Ms. Lee, my name is Raymond Kim.
I'm the Senior Vice President at the hospital.
Regarding the dual function diaper you mentioned,
we have already reached a deal with a rival brand.
As for your pacifier with silencer features,
we don't so much mind the silencer,
the biggest problem of this product is
the alarmingly high presence of phthalates!
Can't find it on this dimension,
I assume your silence means 'no'
If they don't know, I don't think you two have a clue.
I'll save my breath from lecturing you idiots.
I do need to let you know
that the World Health Organization's newly published guidelines
state that it is not good for children
to use pacifier.
Oh! Really?
Yes, of course!
They found out that kids who got used to pacifiers
are prone to illusions that confuse them...
from differentiating nipples and pacifiers
nipples... and pacifiers...
They get confused!
It's called the Nipple Confusion Syndrome.
So, our hospital does not want to encourage use for it.
The research I read seem to think otherwise.
Impatient!
You forgot your Milk Rash lotion?
If you have not get passed the weaning stage,
Please try it yourself when you get home,
if it works, let me know.
Huh!
Please head that way to check out our great products.
Measure the lengths of their arms and legs.
Hi little baby, have you learned how to crawl?
Is there a medicine that would enlarge breasts,
At the same time reduce body weights?
There is... and you're holding it in your hands.
There's a magnificent diet syrup in there.
Just add a few drops in your soup or drinks during meals
It vaporizes a few hundreds of calories easily.
Not bad. You bet.
With this combination, you increase 2 cup sizes at once.
2 cups? Great! Yes!
We have other combinations, take it home and read about it.
They're for free? Gigi?
Wayne!
You gained a lot of weight in your stomach area
You may have something to do with that
Since you might be a part of it, come up with a name then.
You got careless? No names yet?
I did it on purpose.
I mean the guy got too careless.
You jerk, do you miss me every night?
Nope. Do you cry for meevery night?
I don't. Sure you do!
I don't.
I admire your honesty, how about a kiss?
Just a kiss. No...
C'mon just a peck. No...
Here's something for you.
I knew that you're in love with me.
No, the blue one.
I want the blue one.
Blue box, on me.
You're too kind!
That's enough...
I'm a cop, who stole my wallet?
Someone stole something?
Why did you bump a pregnant lady, you need to apologize!
Say you're sorry, now!
Say you're sorry...
Think I'm scared of dinner knife?
Release the old lady!
Say you're sorry...
Freeze! Release the old lady!
Freeze... Apologize...
Release the old lady and the knife now!
Hold your fire, she's pregnant!
Don't worry.
I've seen Andy Lau's "Running Out of Time"
1 75 times.
I won't miss a shot.
Just a slight opening, and I can shoot him.
Why don't we each give in a little.
You drop the gun, while he release the old lady.
Everybody's fine.
Sir, please don't interrupt the Officer on this Case!
Sorry.
Wayne, don't desert me... Freeze!
If you don't release the old lady, I'll open fire at the count of three.
1 ...
Release the hostage!
Please ask the cop to put down his gun,this is unfair!
Release the hostage!
Don't shoot!
2...
3!
Grandma! Help her!
Are you alright? Slowly now...
ive her room to breathe.
Gigi... you alright?
Tell me you're fine, you're scaring me.
Grandma... are you alright?
Take him to the Precinct!
Call for a doctor...
You've done it this time, 2 lives in one body!
No doctors here? Here!
I'm Dr. Ringo Li,
Class of '89 from the H.K.U. Music School.
Further studied in Australia's Queensland U. majored in Accounting.
Then flew to England,
studied in London U. Med. School majored in Pediatrics.
Dr. Li had published two books.
They are "Psychology of Babies Criminology"
and "A User's Manual for Babies in Love"
You're really a doctor?
I am the celebrated pediatrician Dr. Ringo Li.
You're really a doctor?
I really am, see for yourself.
How is the child?
Initial diagnosis is both mother and child are OK.
No, but she isn't responding at all.
I need to go in deeper with my hand.
It's not convenient here.
Up...
You're alright? Don't scare me...
You're fine, right?
I think she needs some rest.
Gigi, say something, are you OK?
Just as long as her tummy's fine.
She... here we go again.
Wake up again.
Everything's fine.
No, doctor, I'll be honest with you.
A while ago, I mistakenly gave her a kick
on her tail bone.
She was kicked from a 10 meter distance.
Please check if the baby is fine.
Theoretically... the baby's fine.
The mother's womb serves as a shield to the fetus.
Don't panic, let me explain.
Here you see the mother's tummy
inside is a womb where the baby lies.
Apart from the umbilical chord the connects into the child
supplying nutrients and cleansing toxins.
It also has a serves as a protection for the child,
and the baby's game center and transportation equipment.
Understand?
Thank you, doctor, you've given me an idea!
I see, call me if you need anything.
You can call me even if you don't need anything.
Thank you, Doctor Li.
Who kicked me? Did you see?
Please knock before you guys enter next time.
Boey and I have a new product concept.
Where does the baby feel the safest?
Inside the mother's womb.
Correct, and our idea is to build an artificial womb.
As your boss, I suggest you refine your concepts.
I need to give it a name, I'll call it...
I know, "Baby Ball"!
Artificial Mother Tongue Womb.
"Purple House" is a good idea...
OK
Here's an idea.
Let's call it "Purple Womb No.1".
Using "Purple", instead of "Mother's".
Great! I'm so creative.
Yes, what would be the budget...
I'll start discussions now... ok?
Lena, I've just come up with a great idea.
I was hoping you could give me some fund to develop it.
He has a new idea?
This isn't a joke, right?
What are you doing?
Johnny... He's so... so creative.
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1 2:38pm
Remember this historical minute
Got it!
Reading won't help you understand kids
It's a Sunday, no dates this weekend?
Would you like to communicate with babies like I do?
You mean your special powers?
Actually, I don't possess any special powers.
To communicate with them, I rely on one thing.
Feeling.
I've always liked babies since I was a kid myself.
How could babies understand grown-up's?
They also rely on the same thing ...- feeling.
How can one hold a child...
to stop him from crying?
They get afraid whenever you hold them, they're cautious.
These babies all have intricate feelings.
How do you let their guards down?
Try opening your hands like me.
Not stiff like that.
Gently and softly open your arms.
That's right...
Try imagining it yourself.
The woman you love the most is in front of you
when you're cuddling a cute little baby.
Right!
What did you feel?
Hold the baby just like that, she won't cry.
I feel... Like... You're making a fool out of me.
There is this one thing I really want to do in the office.
You're kidding?
Let's give it a shot.
Stupid boss!
Stupid and Stinky Boss! I was planning to write in "stinky" too.
This is going to make him go mad tomorrow.
You spent so much effort drawing it, why erase it then?
You think we're still kids?
We're adults, we need to be responsible.
If you think like that, you'll never communicate with babies.
Responsible thinking!
Oh my god?
Don't faint... I'm fainting...
Tell me what you saw
strange noises everywhere, sounded like zippers.
Drifting everywhere, it's horrifying.
Like this?
No, slightly longer than that.
No, shorter.
Try this from the sponsor.
No, do it slower.
Don't run... Don't be scared.
Come back... Come back here.
Try this.
No, longer...
Close your eyes.
That's it... ghost! Calm down...
I am your boss and I demand you calm down!
Stay calm.
What you saw was not a ghost
What you heard in the toilet
Was me pulling up my zipper in the other room.
Listen.
Ghost! You're fine...
A lot of zipper noises...lt's alright!
The famous Feng Shui Artist taught me this
He said for my safety
I need to pull my zipper up and down 28 times daily.
And also to utter a Buddhist Prayer while I do it
It goes like this "Animabo..."
Just like this...
Calm down. We're fine...
Ghosts...
Please don't tremble too hard like this.
A part of my body is quite sensitive...
to trembling and vibrations.
I'll try my best.
Panting this hard can't be good.
I pant... every time... I work.
Let me tell you...
I'm not your boss.
I... I'm not your boss.
I'm not your boss.
I'm not your boss!
Your boss...
your boss!
Lead by Johnny and Wayne,
Purple Womb No.1's design has been completed.
The best thing is they spent only 3 months
3 full months ahead of schedule.
Great!
I truly believe that "Purple Womb No.1"
fits into the Mighty Baby criteria.
Great!
Johnny, anything you want to say?
Yes, I am very touched, sorry...
It's short.
I would like to thank my parents.
Also special recognition goes to one person.
He always took good care of me.
Watered me when I was drying up.
It's my late Uncle who is now buried at...
Stop it...
First, I'd like to thank my dad.
When I was drying up, he watered me.
Tomorrow we present this to the head office.
I think this money is mine.
In celebration of our success,
let's embrace! OK!
Come on, our female co-workers!
Dismiss...
Shark's Fin dinner time!
TOKYO
Be careful, don't commit that mistake again.
Yes!
Lena, we can start.
After numerous failures in the last 4 months,
we have come up with "Purple Womb No.1".
We believe it fits every item in the
"Mighty Baby" requirements.
Will the chief designers please explain it.
Greetings to Mr. And Mrs. Chairman,
and our dear co-workers!
This ball shaped figure you see, is Purple Womb No.1 .
Yes, Purple as in the color.
I came up with this name.
As for this brilliant idea, it came from me...
and my distinguished colleague.
This is Wayne.
Purple Womb No.1 is a successful
fully functional womb simulator.
The exterior is made of light metal resembling plastic,
but the durability is only slightly below those of jet planes.
And the interior...
is a fantastic baby bed.
For this bed, we utilized
the same design as a sports car seat.
In the middle section, we simulated
the sensation of floating inside a mother's womb.
Regardless of the motion outside,
it will maintain a sense of balance of its own.
Along both sides, we utilized the MacPherson...
MacPherson suspension system.
Regardless of how the exterior is shaking
this suspension system effectively
diffuses the force from the inside.
Close where the baby's mouth would be
we've set up an automatic milk feeding system.
We could store up to 48 hours
worth of milk when necessary.
As for sanitary needs, it's simple.
Just make sure the baby's front and back ends are in position,
it makes a perfect toilet system.
Also there is a shower-type cleaner in it.
In addition, Purple Womb No.1 is an educational center.
We've installed an AC3 5.1 Surround Sound Stereo.
Simulating the sound of the mother's heartbeat.
It also recorded 6 different major languages
for babies of different nationalities.
The MP3 Player has
more than 600 tunes from around the world.
From Classical, Nursery Rhymes and Chinese Classical music.
The company can supply new programs
to ensure continued revenues.
Now we'll use an actual baby demonstrate.
What else does this ball do?
No wonder you're the President, you're smart.
It also acts as the mother's bodyshaping equipment.
As the baby rests within,
the mom could use the outside
to exercise her body back into shape.
In the manual, we'll include a formula
that will teach mothers to get back in shape
within 4 and a half months.
How do you do that if the ball is stabilized?
It's easy to take it down.
Just like that.
Be careful of the baby inside!
How heavy? Pretty heavy!
We did it on purpose, ok?
We wanted to show you the bounce
is so strong and firm...
and its durability. Yes...
Why don't we ask Johnny
to demonstrate for us
how this ball could help a mom get back into shape.
He will do a series of exercises.
Yes! Simple and easy.
Just aim the ball at the part of your body you need to reduce.
Just like this...
Then bump into it,
the protruding part will fold into your body.
Here's a tough one.
I'll ask Wayne to show it to you.
What is this?
Johnny, are you alright?
Please return the ball to us!
Here you go.
No!
Where are you? Baby...
So?
What do you think?
Whatever.
Come on.
Good job, great design!
It's also obviously safe, I'm sure it will sell well.
What?
He's telling us we did a good job.
My question is how much would one cost?
If we mass produce, unit cost should go down.
How much is it?
About... 600,000.
600,000 yen is a very cheap price.
He meant 600,000 Hong Kong Dollars.
Or roughly 10 Million Japanese Yen.
Who's going to be able to afford this under this economy?
I'd rather spend it on a Mercedes Benz.
He said we each get a Benz...
Really?
Benz yourselves! The project has just been banned!
I'm such a useless senior executive.
I don't think you failed.
Don't need to speak kind words to me.
I know how useless I am.
That's why Samantha doesn't love me.
I'm a useless man!
You're talented, women like you.
Yeah? Where?
Tell you what
No woman in this world
would fall for a failure like me.
None!
I love you!
I... Love... you!
HONG KONG
Dr. Kim
Dr. Kim...
Good...
Don't worry, it's me.
Sorry, I waited too long
and fell asleep.
Dr. Kim, you said it's urgent, what's the matter?
Anyway it's late into the night
I think I can be honest
Actually, l, Dr. Raymond Kim
am one of the top 3 OB-Gynecologists in Hong Kong.
I actually have an alter ego.
Every person has a dark side.
What is a dark side?
It starts from too much pressure from all sides.
Just like you... forget it, start with me.
I look like a perfect gentleman,
but you don't know who I really am, do you?
You're...
Nipple, Pacifier...
It's so confusing!
It's too bad!
You're wild.
Exactly
I'm a wild, wild wolf.
Really?
Of course.
The doctor is always right.
What you need to do is to look at this pen.
Concentrate and use your imagination...
You are now a feather.
Floating...
falling into the other side of you.
This is a side you don't want others to see.
Yes, now you can do whatever you please.
Do it with me.
Grrr... like this.
OK, after this we hug and kiss, alright?
Let's do it...
That's not right...
Don't be angry, I deserve a spanking.
One more time.
Grrr... like this.
Perfect!
Grrrr... like this.
Since we're friends and everyone's out to lunch,
I got something private to discuss with you.
You found the right person to talk to,what's up?
There's something wrong with Lena.
In what way?
She... Uh...
"Grrrr"... like this.
What do you think is her problem?
I'm not very sure what the problem exactly is,
but I'll need to be honest with you,
I also personally quite like doing...
"Grrrr"... like this.
Yours just melted.
Sorry...
Johnny
What a coincidence!
Allow me to introduce you, this is...
my... Secretary...
Miss Shum.
Everything's fine... We...
we're just window shopping
It's nothing really, we're just having ice cream.
I'm Samantha.
I just got back from Shanghai and am on my way to Beijing.
I'm waiting for the Company Car to pick me up.
Here it is.
Sorry, I'm in a hurry.
I'll walk with you. No need...
I'll help you stop the car.
Call me when you have time, or e-mail me.
If you're too busy I'll understand.
Be safe, take care, goodbye.
Go!
Your mail is here!
What's the matter?
Sabrina...
Hey, something's wrong!
Johnny, I need to tell you something.
You and Sabrina...
Say it.
Is there something I should know between you and her?
Do you know what I've been busy on lately?
This is our office's romantic relationship chart.
Complicated enough?
Solid lines mean there is sufficient proof of a relationship.
Johnny, Sabrina...?
Broken lines mean highly probable rumors
You have quite a few lines, congratulations...
It's tough to be a high ranking executive with good looks
How about Wayne?
I'll never sell out on my friend.
I do have his picture I can beam to you.
Oh my god!
You're surprised now, you'll scream with the next picture.
The top feng shui artist Mr. Chan once told me,
my office opens me up to lots of romances.
Female colleagues here are too hot.
I'll strike so fast they won't know what hit them.
What do you mean?
I want to call on a big bonfire picnic.
Their illicit affairs will be revealed.
Have you found her?
Not yet, no one answering at home.
I'll ask you one more time,
when did you last see your mother?
What time?
What are you doing?
I informed the cops, he said he's a special agent.
Special agent?
I was only joking.
I'm a police officer detective from the Central Police Precinct.
Call me Mr. Yip, I'm taking down her testimony.
You sure start them young.
This doesn't look like you.
I swapped ID's with her, everything's fine.
This kid's mom is named Gin... Something...
Ginger Yes, Ginger.
The top 3 probabilities for Missing Teen Girls.
No.1, suicide.
No.2, homicide.
No.3, brutal rape...
then murder!
What happens if it isn't as serious?
If it isn't serious we won't even look into it.
You two take care of this child for now.
If you can't handle it, call the cops.
We have over 30,000 cops in our Force,
you can find a nanny anytime you want.
It's alright, thanks...
We'll take good care of the child, thanks!
Isn't this Haha?
You took her back for research?
No, her mom has gone missing.
Let Boey handle these things.
But this does make an excellent research opportunity.
Research? Who said that?
Boey suggested it.
And you'll do anything that she says?
She's crying.
Quick, stop her from crying.
Get her a toy or something...
Don't cry... I can't handle it.
Do your best, where's the milk bottle.
Did Boey suggest any way to stop her from crying?
she only said babies have different ways of crying
that translates to different messages they want to send.
I think I know, she wants to drink milk!
Milk, quick...
Milk? I don't have any.
I know you don't, get a glass!
Go!
Be good, don't cry, here you go.
She doesn't want it.
Maybe...
she needs to pee.
Oh no, you little devil, you crapped!
Let's clean her up.
Take off her old diapers.
It stinks!
She really stopped crying.
Take it out.
Gently.
It's so revolting.
OK...
Then what?
It's still dirty.
What now?
We throw her to the swimming pool to clean her up.
I think we need to push you down the pool instead
Just go find a basin to wash her up.
Get some lukewarm water.
Hold her.
Hold on to her. Then?
Wash her up, gently rock her...
Is this alright?
Yup, washed back and front, this is a good method.
Really works.
Why did you release her?
It's stuck? Yes.
What now? What should we do?
It wasn't my fault, you told me not to stop.
I saw you holding on, so I let go.
Hold her up with the bowl.
Hold her tight.
Is it working?
It's not working, it's stuck pretty tight.
We need to get her out of there.
Why don't we... go to bed.
Go to bed?
OK, I'll counting to three.
You take the front and I'll take the back.
OK
1 ...
2...
3!
Wow! Not even a drop of water spilled!
Really?
Am I good or what? Hooray...
How come you're hands are free to clap?
I know this crying noise... It's for milk.
Go get the milk powder.
You go.
I said milk powder, not take a shower.
Oh no! Lena...
Baby.
Hello?
How is Haha?
Ginger, where are you?
I can't tell you, I need to catch a flight.
What?
Hello!
Lady!
Haha?
Why are you deserting your own daughter?
Don't come near me, I might give in.
You don't really want her, do you?
I have to leave her, don't ask me why.
My boyfriend in the States wants to marry me.
He doesn't know I have a baby.
He hates kids just like you do.
If you don't want Haha
I'll adopt her, is that alright?
No way, she's my flesh and blood.
But Francis won't marry me.
If this guy doesn't like babies,
what kind of a man is he to deserve you?
You hate kids yet you feel that way?
I'm feeling a little more confident.
Give me back my child.
Haha, be good. You'll have to go with mommy.
You're going off to meet your new daddy, ok?
If you're daddy doesn't want you
Remember to call me.
I placed my phone number in your wallet, ok?
Okay, bye.
Haha, let me kiss you.
Take care.
Haha
Goodbye.
Just in case he dumps me...
Would you want me instead?
Yes, I will.
You're not afraid Lena will get upset?
I'm not afraid of her.
She's right behind you.
I'll call you, I'm serious.
Bye! Bye...
That's so touching.
Quit making fun of me.
I also thought of adopting Haha.
Let's go over there to barbecue.
I prefer Bird's Nest Congee.
I bought one for you.
Thank you.
Why don't I get one as well?
Of course you get to have one too!
Now the truth comes out.
This picture belongs to this spot.
My beloved colleagues, now that you're all here.
Let me introduce you to... a friend.
Hello everyone, my name is Kassey.
I'm a hardworking cop.
Don't you think I look familiar?
You look like you've just had ecstasy.
You can also call me "K".
"K" can be quite childlike sometimes.
He's fun to be around with
A very thin line separates Childlike and Childish.
Don't be fooled by my boyish appearance,I'm actually...
the Honorary President of the Andy Lau fan club for HK,
Macau and Guangdong.
That sounds really cool.
You achieved so much yet...
you're so young.
He does a great Andy Lau impression.
Yes.
If you don't mind,
I'll teach you how to impersonate Andy Lau.
I happen to really mind.
I'd like to see.
That's right, I love Andy Lau.
He does a great impression.
Everybody likes Andy Lau.
Yeah.
First, we learn his stand.
Normal people stand like this, but try not to.
Shift your balance slightly to your left.
See your legs naturally spread apart.
Then imagine a holy cross on your chest.
We need to respect Andy Lau.
This way, your shoulder forms a straight line.
Imagine another Cross on top of your head.
Remember to respect Andy.
Your entire body should not exceed the Cross's boundaries.
This kind of service attitude is unacceptable.
That's so good!
Andy!
Next up, I'll teach you Andy's walk.
He used to have exaggerated movements.
He's changed since, so we should also reduce the mannerisms.
We should eternally be respectful towards Andy.
How? It used to be like this, not now, smaller steps instead.
When you hit the mid point you look at both sides.
Why? Just to make sure there are no incoming cars.
There aren't any, we can cross the road.
A few more steps, turn around and tell the person behind.
"Whoa, no cars at all"
I'm happy to impersonate Andy.
Also, you need to learn how to stand.
Just the stand is boring, so we need to mimic him clapping hands.
Greet the fans, hello!
Pay attention, you can do it.
OK, let me give it a shot.
Who are you imitating?
Andy Lau, too!
Is this a BBQ party or an imitation contest?
Here comes the fire. Here's Sabrina.
Why this late? Come over here for some food.
Sabrina, you came just in time!
And you are?
Romeo
Romeo, let me introduce you to my friend.
Johnny, say hi."
I said 'hi'.
Look at how jealous he gets.
Romeo, what do you do?
He's a poet.
A poet?
I use a pseudonym to publish my work.
My pseudonym is "Little Swallow".
That sounds familiar, heard it somewhere.
Familiar?
You're referring to "Little Swallow" from the TV Soap Drama.
You think he looks like the Vicki Chao,the actress?
Since we're so happy today, can you write a poem about it?
Poetry crap, we're barbecuing not running poetry contest!
And you can imitate Andy Lau as you please?
I didn't, he did!
I want him to recite a poem, what are you gonna do about it?
Go ahead, recite it.
Happy am l, here in Cambridge
And, all my power, address this poem Cambridge Water, to thou
Sir, this place is Sui Long Wo.
Your poem is a classic one from the Sung Dynasty.
It's taught in high school...
Please shut up?
Go ahead.
This is my own post modern version.
Oh clear moon when are you coming back?
I offer up a toast to the blue sky.
Why don't you answer?
If you don't stop,
I'll stick this fork into your skull.
You're being too rude to our visitor here.
Are you upset?
It's on fire...
Whoever started the fight is the loser.
Stop fighting.
"K", find out a way to stop them!
No one can stop them now!
Their forks have chicken wings,
I don't think this is getting serious.
Plus I got a gun in the car if we need it.
Oh, my goodness! Oh, no!
No...
Wayne!
Johnny!
My Dear Wayne!
Johnny!
Nipple, Pacifier...
From now on...
We're no longer friends!
May we live an eternity, finished.
I've come to bid you farewell.
I've fallen in love with Wayne.
I'm not afraid to tell you.
This is a secret you must keep from everyone else.
Once it's leaked out, a lot of people will be affected.
I kept it to myself for so long.
I can only open this up to you guys...
In a baby's world there are no secrets.
But in a grown up world, it's different.
Grown Up's have a world that is less fun.
I'm sorry, I didn't want to cry.
But promise me, swear on it.
Never tell Wayne even after I'm gone.
I'm leaving, take good care of yourselves.
Why are you so happy?
OK, Bye-bye.
Boey's gone.
There is nothing between us.
Boey isn't the problem, you are.
You could not control your feelings for her.
How about us?
I think we need to suspend this relationship for now.
You have little time left for the Mighty Baby project
You should know me well.
I will not allow you to look down on me.
Huh!
What do you want?
I would like to tell you...
Grrrrr... like this, I can do that too.
Welcome back.
You don't need to welcome her, you're close to giving birth.
She's your daughter, and mine too.
I will only recognize one woman as my mother.
But when you give birth,
the baby becomes my only brother.
I am truly contented this way.
Anybody there to help me? I'm in pain.
What are you looking at?
What are YOU looking at?
This is my office.
I look wherever I please.
I like looking at you, so what?
What?
You're going to throw at me?
Sorry.
Why?
Why is it that every time I try to speak to you...
You always get ahead of me.
I don't know what you want to say,
just with the moment your lips moving.
But it's really my fault.
I'm arrogant, irresponsible, dishonest...
promiscuous.
I'm also at fault.
I did not support your authoritative style.
I got too subjective, fought against you.
I'm glad you realize that.
I have something I need to ask.
Do you know who stabbed me on the back in front of Lena?
Telling her Boey and I were together?
I have no idea, but I'll help you find out.
If only I know who it was, I won't get soft on him.
I'll at least beat him silly.
Not just that, I'll cut off his hands.
then marinate his thumb with tomatoes
before sending it to the microwave for a spin
once it's done I'll sharpen it with a blade
then dispose it in the toilet.
That scum!
Why are you sticking your fingers into your mouth?
Wayne...
Are we still friends?
Of course.
Remember to help me find out.
"I will, you can be sure.
I'll find out in no time.
We came to you to ask for a hypnosis session.
Please take us back to when we were babies.
We need to find out what babies really want.
OK, since you asked,
you both need to understand what hypnosis really is.
Hypnosis is an effective method
to tap into our subconscious.
And through it we make necessary adjustments
to help us achieve our ideal goals.
I'm Raymond Kim.
Certified by the International Medical & Hypnotherapy Association.
I am a qualified Hypnotherapist
an actual certified Hypnotherapist.
Hypno, H-Y-P-N-O
Therapist, T-H-E-R-A-P-l-S-T
I am a Hypnotherapist!
Hello, Kanako!
Hello!
The baby will be born ahead of schedule.
I'm on my way to the delivery room.
I want the Mighty Baby Presentation
to be presided by Samantha and
the new Vice President Boey.
It's time to go in.
Johnny
Wayne
I hope you guys succeed.
I don't think any of you really know that
Boey is the Chairman's daughter from his previous marriage.
I hope you don't mind me saying that.
As a baby expert,
Boey is qualified to be a judge on this.
Don't you think so, Lena?
Yes!
If I had known I wouldn't have backstabbed you.
This is not time to solve this problem.
You're not bad, old and new lovers in one room.
You may begin, Lena
We don't need to do this, right?
Today's the day.
Johnny, Wayne
I place in your hands the future of B&B's Hong Kong office.
I owe everyone an apology
for how immature and ridiculous,
Wayne and myself have been behaving.
If a designer realizes his wrongful ways of behaving ridiculously
Doesn't matter if the President went into labor now or later.
We will complete this design.
Baby Talk...
... Interpreter.
As long as baby is within the three meter diameter of the machine,
if he laughs or cries
"make noises, speak gibberish.
This machine will decipher what the baby says
And summarize it in a simple sentence.
It can be in 4 languages - Chinese, English,French or Japanese,
The user chooses his desired language.
Yes, currently we can interpret about 100 baby sentences.
Is this possible?
Bring a baby over.
I peed.
Could you please take a look at the diaper?
Not a drop of water.
I want milk.
Oh, the baby wants to drink milk.
He doesn't.
Boey, what do you think?
This design is a total...
failure.
We've expected this result from the start.
In fact, the real "Mighty Baby"
isn't this interpreter machine at all.
What is it then?
To tell you the truth,
Johnny and I wanted to know what babies really need
and we had ourselves hypnotized earlier
and we entered into a baby's world.
I am literally in babies' world.
It's wonderful being in babies' world.
All I do is to eat and sleep. Don't even bother going to toilets.
Cry out loud if you want anything.
Babies don't have to hide their feelings.
They can express
likes or dislikes directly. It's amazing.
I saw the woman I love wholeheartedly.
It's moving.
So did I.
It's her.
Oh! My baby!
In that world, we found out...
whom we really love.
I just want to know what the "Mighty Baby" product is going to be.
Can't you see?
This isn't a real baby?
No, it isn't a real baby.
It is our product design for "Mighty Baby".
The best thing for babies isn't some commercial product
but their parents.
As long as the baby has good parents,the baby will be happy.
That's right, THIS is our "Mighty Baby".
A chance for people who want a taste of parenthood to test.
See it they have enough love, patience and consideration
to become parents to a child.
And this "baby" is as realistic as the real one
it creates all sorts of trouble
and it is a very difficult baby to raise.
I need to let all of you know
that it has advanced features, and is a PC.
It has built-in cameras to film how people around him behave,
then make analyses.
All data will be recorded within this chip.
Which will then be analyzed by the computer.
It has all sorts of memory cards
and sports the Bluetooth technology to send out massive statistics.
Here is where the Bluetooth is located.
Did you see it?
Is the production cost...
Don't let it concern you.
It's going to be Made in China.
As with before,
Wayne and I injected a lot of personal emotions in the design.
We wrote our own feelings into the formula
of this Mighty Baby.
It will help us find the women we truly love.
Sabrina, could you go over there please.
Sabrina, please take a seat.
Let's begin. Yes.
Remember to turn it on. OK
Why doesn't mine move?
Try kicking it!
It works.
Why does mine run out fast abruptly?
You're right.
Your's picks up speed again.
Isn't him naughty?
Dunno.
Bingo.
Right direction.
Why do they turn right?
What's wrong?
Uh-oh! We're in trouble...
Why the babies choose Boey and Samantha!
The babies might be "bugged".
Fix it quick.
Both of you, the four of us need to discuss
things in terms of the product and our love lives.
Could you two and the rest of the office leave us alone for now?
Okay.
What was the outcome of your discussions?
We feel that your design
fits the requirements for a "Mighty Baby" product.
Yes!
As for love, Lena and Sabrina could not take it.
We didn't just sit around for you to choose us.
What did you think we are?
You're the worst, coming up with these lame ideas.
You owe me Sabrina!
Who's going to pay me back Lena?
I was just a little confused.
Once you see another woman you...
start having evil thoughts.
Thoughts I never put into action ever.
You didn't? You didn't!
I've seen you. You saw me do what.
Shut up you both.
Didn't you receive a Silver Trophy
for the Ultimate Bra you designed?
On behalf of the company, I will give you 2 gifts.
What gifts?
Two "Mighty Babies".
This isn't the time.
I don't have a place for that in my home.
Give me a hug!
Wayne, Give me a hug!
Sometimes, I wish a man would...
treat me like I'm a baby.
Put me down!
Where are you taking me?
I promise you.